Experiment 17

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(Audio log activates) (Static) "Today boss set us out on a monumental mission.  We have nearly perfected the technology to edit human genomes and be able to create the first advanced human. Right now boss has divided us into different groups. The sector I'm in has to find(static) t$st subjects to use for our ex&erim@nts." (A voice booms in the background)  "My group just called me over. I'll come back once we've figured it out" (Another audio log activates) "Update, we've decided to experiment on dead bodies. Experimenting on dead bodies would already be shunned by many people, so experimenting on live humans would almost certainly get us shut down. Plus, what use is having modified humans if they just die and we have to start all over again. With this technology, we may be able to make our humans immune to aging, and give us even more time to be able to spread the advanced genome through different generations. We just need body donors to complete our project. Our team is currently working on advertisements to paste around the city. Anyways I need to get back to work, more updates will be made later"

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