My Answers to the Most Controversial Questions Ever
The internet is stuffed to the brim with many unanswerable questions. Is water wet? Does pineapple belong on pizza? Should you pour milk, or cereal first? Today, I, some anonymous writer on the internet, will throw my opinion into the ring and deliver my answers to these unanswerable questions. So first off, do I pour milk or cereal first? Now, I may be in the minority with this, but I pour milk first. Not because I think it's better or anything, but because its just a habit I have. I don't even see why it matters, to be honest. Cereal firsters claim that pouring cereal first keeps the cereal crunchy for longer, but hosing the cereal down with milk is gonna make it soggy just as quickly as dropping it in a milky swimming pool. All in all, I just don't really see the point with this debate. Next off, I believe that pineapple on pizza, is fine. I wouldn't order it if it was on the menu, but I'd eat it if it was there. Plenty of savory things have been